We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he thought i was a dude.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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