I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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