I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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