My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
