He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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