And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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