I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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