Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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