Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you inspire me to be a worse person
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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