East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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