wat bout pragnant strippers??
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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