I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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