There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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