mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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