Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
The ass gains better be worth it
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