i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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