I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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