He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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