he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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