dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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