Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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