Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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