when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
