Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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