I'm passing your future prison.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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