A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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