she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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