She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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