FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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