problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
