He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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