Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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