It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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