My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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