and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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