ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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