brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he was CRYING into my vagina
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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