if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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