The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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