God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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