Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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