I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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