he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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