plz talk dirty to me
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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