Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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