I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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