she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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