How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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