Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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