That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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