Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
not ubering you a puppy
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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