That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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