how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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